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LINDA GRIGGS
The First Time Is Not Like Porn
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2016-present
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"Car Sex"
2013
homemade, black walnut ink on paper
16 x 22 1/4"
Shown at Christopher Stout Gallery, NYCNovember 2015
INSTALLATION SHOTS
Christopher Stout Gallery, NYC 2012
LOL IT HURT SO MUCH
Framed: 3 images, 60 x 42" Blond, Brunette arms back, Erin Marx 59 1/2 x 42Framed: 2 text panels, 30 x 24"Text panels 5 1/4 x 17, 6 1/2 x 13, 6x17, 3 3/4 x 17, 6 3/4 x 12, 7 x 17
Text reads:
Diamond_Princesz1 posts posted 13th May '09
...when he was putting it in it was hurting so badd that i thought i was gonna die or something. lol
KayndeKayne869 posts posted 20th Mar '08
...It was painful and dreadful
Mommuh Crah742 posts posted 20th Mar '08
...it hurt soo bad..
Invisataint20304 posts posted 20th Mar '08
...it hurt soo bad too and he wasnt even big, he was small!
Alysa10187 posts posted 20th Mar '08
....it was embarrassing and it hurt like hell..
Spell Checker Girl AB CCL3593 posts posted 20th Mar '08
...it hurt, I was on top, he barely got in before I had to get off him because it hurt like hell (at which point, he said, "That's okay, I was done anyway."
"Hole Truth"
2014
homemade black walnut ink on paper
85 1/2 x 42" image
7 1/2 x 19 1/2, 5 1/4 x 15 1/2, 3 x13 3/4, 3 3/4 x 13, 5 1/4 x 9 Text panels
Framed 99 x 51"text reads:
I finally got a girl in my dorm room,
got her naked, in bed,
ready and willing,
and I couldn't find the hole.I thought it would be straight down.
She didn't help either.
We humped all night.No second date.
Steamy window - 16 x 22 ½, Dust 16 x 22 ½, Cop - 11 /14 x 11 ¾", Brit car -12 x 9 ½", Hands 22 1/2 x 15 ½
“Re": text - 13 x 22 1/2"
“Invisataint" text - 10 1/2 x 17 1/2"
“deleted" text - 12 x 17 ½"Re: loosing virginity stories.
Inspiration: Billy Joel's song "Only the Good Die Young"
Motivation: reluctantly going off to Bible college
Cohort: Andy Meador
Setting: a deserted lovers' lane-type spot
Pre-coital wining and dining: a Coke from McDonald's drive-thru
Post-coital impression: much ado about nothingInvisataint 20304 posts posted 20th Mar '08
.... it made me think about my virginity story it was awkward!
It was in the back of a ford explorer on a main street on a
saturday night. Cars and cops kept driving by so we'd be
having sex and out of nowhere hed plop on top of me so the
cars couldnt see him...my head kept hitting the back of the
passenger seat...
Colleen L. 9190 posts posted 20th Mar '08
The first time for me was in he back of a Pontiac 2000 LE.
It wasnt too horrible, but definately wasnt comfortable.
[–][deleted] 5 points 1 year ago
I lost my virginity to a friend while we were
drunk at a party. We decided to go fuck in
his car. After the act I told him I needed to
put my clothes on and pee. He told me he
didn't want me to leave yet and handed me
a Gatorade bottle to pee in. I was drunk and
thought it was a good idea. I pissed all over
the floor of the backseat of his car.LOL It Hurt so Bad - small, multiple drawings version
Installation shots in studio and at art fair
DOLE HOLE - Studies
DOLL HOLE 1 DOLL HOLE 2studiesEXHIBITIONIST
My virginity had become a burden and I just wanted
to get rid of it. I was on vacation with friends at a
summer house. A European backpacker came by.
Perfect!
Complete anonymity. No friends of friends telling his
friends, telling my friends... No gossip.
We were on my living room murphy bed when my
friends came back early and walked right in on us.
They saw everything. He grabbed his clothes and
shoes and ran out. I was completely embarrassed
and humiliated. That feeling is the one I remember.
DRAWING BLOOD
[–]WillCasey 831 points 2 months ago
After graduating high school, all my friends decided to have a beach
week. One night after some drinks, this girl very forwardly asks if I
want to have sex. Little virgin me was scared as hell, but not about
to pass this up. We go into a dark room, start kissing, and get down
to business quickly. I have no idea what's going on so I'm on bottom.
It's about 95 degrees in the room and she's going at it pretty hard on
top so my sweaty head starts hitting the backboard. So I'm already
not having the best time, but to top it off this girl is getting way into
it and starts scratching my chest violently. And this was no sexy
scratch, she was literally drawing blood. I guess my penis felt I was
in danger and I could faintly hear it whisper, "I'm getting you out of
here, buddy," as it slowly went limp inside of this girl. After a minute
she realized what had happend. I got out of there as fast as possible
to go nurse my bleeding chest. My friends refuse to let this story die
and I can't even blame them.
FIRST TIME FIREWORKS
fIRST TIME FIREWORKS PG
FIRST TIME FIREWORKS - RFIRST TIME FIREWORKS - XFinally, on Fourth of July
we did it.
.
It really hurt.
Tears were sliding
down the side of my face.
He didn't notice.
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Then outside the
window a bottle
rocket went off
and we laughed.
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