LINDA GRIGGS The First Time Is Not Like Porn
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LOL It Hurt So Much. 2014 Black Walnut ink on Rives BFK 3, 60 x 42" & 2, 30 x 24"
Hole Truth
2014
home made black walnut ink on paper
85 1/2 x 42" image
7 1/2 x 19 1/2, 5 1/4 x 15 1/2, 3 x13 3/4, 3 3/4 x 13, 5 1/4 x 9 Text panels
Framed 99 x 51"
text reads:
I finally got a girl in my dorm room,
got her naked, in bed,
ready and willing,
and I couldn't find the hole.
I thought it would be straight down.
She didn't help either.
We humped all night.
No second date.
[–][deleted] 5 points 1 year ago I lost my virginity to a friend while we were drunk at a party. We decided to go f*ck in his car. After the act I told him I needed to put my clothes on and pee. He told me he didn't want me to leave yet and handed me a Gatorade bottle to pee in. I was drunk and thought it was a good idea. I pissed all over the floor of the backseat of his car. ![]() ![]() Invisataint 20304 posts posted 20th Mar '08 .... it made me think about my virginity story it was awkward! It was in the back of a ford explorer on a main street on a saturday night. Cars and cops kept driving by so we'd be having sex and out of nowhere hed plop on top of me so the cars couldnt see him...my head kept hitting the back of the passenger seat... Colleen L. 9190 posts posted 20th Mar '08 The first time for me was in he back of a Pontiac 2000 LE. It wasnt too horrible, but definately wasnt comfortable. Re: loosing virginity stories.
Inspiration: Billy Joel's song "Only the Good Die Young" Motivation: reluctantly going off to Bible college Cohort: Andy Meador Setting: a deserted lovers' lane-type spot Pre-coital wining and dining: a Coke from McDonald's drive-thru Post-coital impression: much ado about nothing LOL It Hurt so Bad - small version
DOLE HOLE - Studies
EXHIBITIONIST
My virginity had become a burden and I just wanted to get rid of it. I was on vacation with friends at a summer house. A European backpacker came by. Perfect! Complete anonymity. No friends of friends telling his friends, telling my friends... No gossip.
We were on my living room murphy bed when my friends came back early and walked right in on us. They saw everything. He grabbed his clothes and shoes and ran out. I was completely embarrassed and humiliated. That feeling is the one I remember. DRAWING BLOOD
[–]WillCasey 831 points 2 months ago After graduating high school, all my friends decided to have a beach week. One night after some drinks, this girl very forwardly asks if I want to have sex. Little virgin me was scared as hell, but not about to pass this up. We go into a dark room, start kissing, and get down to business quickly. I have no idea what's going on so I'm on bottom. It's about 95 degrees in the room and she's going at it pretty hard on top so my sweaty head starts hitting the backboard. So I'm already not having the best time, but to top it off this girl is getting way into it and starts scratching my chest violently. And this was no sexy scratch, she was literally drawing blood. I guess my penis felt I was in danger and I could faintly hear it whisper, "I'm getting you out of here, buddy," as it slowly went limp inside of this girl. After a minute she realized what had happend. I got out of there as fast as possible to go nurse my bleeding chest. My friends refuse to let this story die and I can't even blame them. FIRST TIME FIREWORKS
fIRST TIME FIREWORKS PG
FIRST TIME FIREWORKS - X
Finally, on Fourth of July we did it. . It really hurt. Tears were sliding down the side of my face. He didn't notice. . Then outside the window a bottle rocket went off and we laughed. Elbows
60 x 42
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