The First Time Is Not Like Porn
LOL It Hurt So Much. 2014 Black Walnut ink on Rives BFK 3, 60 x 42" & 2, 30 x 24"
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85 1/2 x 42" image
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Framed 99 x 51"
I finally got a girl in my dorm room,
got her naked, in bed,
ready and willing,
and I couldn't find the hole.
I thought it would be straight down.
She didn't help either.
We humped all night.
No second date.
[–][deleted] 5 points 1 year ago
I lost my virginity to a friend while we were
drunk at a party. We decided to go f*ck in
his car. After the act I told him I needed to
put my clothes on and pee. He told me he
didn't want me to leave yet and handed me
a Gatorade bottle to pee in. I was drunk and
thought it was a good idea. I pissed all over
the floor of the backseat of his car.
Invisataint 20304 posts posted 20th Mar '08
.... it made me think about my virginity story it was awkward!
It was in the back of a ford explorer on a main street on a
saturday night. Cars and cops kept driving by so we'd be
having sex and out of nowhere hed plop on top of me so the
cars couldnt see him...my head kept hitting the back of the
Colleen L. 9190 posts posted 20th Mar '08
The first time for me was in he back of a Pontiac 2000 LE.
It wasnt too horrible, but definately wasnt comfortable.
Re: loosing virginity stories.
Inspiration: Billy Joel's song "Only the Good Die Young"
Motivation: reluctantly going off to Bible college
Cohort: Andy Meador
Setting: a deserted lovers' lane-type spot
Pre-coital wining and dining: a Coke from McDonald's drive-thru
Post-coital impression: much ado about nothing
LOL It Hurt so Bad - small version
DOLE HOLE - Studies
My virginity had become a burden and I just wanted
to get rid of it. I was on vacation with friends at a
summer house. A European backpacker came by.
Complete anonymity. No friends of friends telling his
friends, telling my friends... No gossip.
We were on my living room murphy bed when my
friends came back early and walked right in on us.
They saw everything. He grabbed his clothes and
shoes and ran out. I was completely embarrassed
and humiliated. That feeling is the one I remember.
[–]WillCasey 831 points 2 months ago
After graduating high school, all my friends decided to have a beach
week. One night after some drinks, this girl very forwardly asks if I
want to have sex. Little virgin me was scared as hell, but not about
to pass this up. We go into a dark room, start kissing, and get down
to business quickly. I have no idea what's going on so I'm on bottom.
It's about 95 degrees in the room and she's going at it pretty hard on
top so my sweaty head starts hitting the backboard. So I'm already
not having the best time, but to top it off this girl is getting way into
it and starts scratching my chest violently. And this was no sexy
scratch, she was literally drawing blood. I guess my penis felt I was
in danger and I could faintly hear it whisper, "I'm getting you out of
here, buddy," as it slowly went limp inside of this girl. After a minute
she realized what had happend. I got out of there as fast as possible
to go nurse my bleeding chest. My friends refuse to let this story die
and I can't even blame them.
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Finally, on Fourth of July
we did it.
It really hurt.
Tears were sliding
down the side of my face.
He didn't notice.
Then outside the
window a bottle
rocket went off
and we laughed.
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